Five Germans and One Italian

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galexinda
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Five Germans and One Italian

Post by galexinda » Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:37 pm

Five Germans in a Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them

"It'sa illegala to putta da 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: zis car is designed to carry 5
peoples."

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people inna you car an
there afore yorra break da law"

The German driver replies angrily, "Dumkopf! Call your supervisor over. I vant to speak to someone mit more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He's a busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

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kingfisher
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Re: Five Germans and One Italian

Post by kingfisher » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:22 pm

Lovely!
[He’ll be even busier when he gets to deal with seven gays in a Ford Straight Six!]

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PW in Polemi
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Re: Five Germans and One Italian

Post by PW in Polemi » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:49 am

And what about the Skoda Octavia? Will the driver be stopped for not having enough seat belts for 8? 😂😂😂
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Re: Five Germans and One Italian

Post by lefkes » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:48 pm

Or grownups in a Morris minor?

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Re: Five Germans and One Italian

Post by Lofos-5 » Mon Mar 11, 2019 5:58 pm

I’d like to see them dealing with a Fiat Cinquecento...

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