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WHL
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Insurances

Post by WHL » Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:41 pm

HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE .
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - legal and general.
Sex on the telephone - direct line.
Sex with your partner -standard life .
Sex with someone different - go compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -more than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - commercial Union .
Sex with your maid -employers liability.
Sex with an oap - saga .
Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident .
Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk- Abbey Life
Sex with Navy Officers- Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - confused. Com
Make sure you are adequately covered

Les Bean
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Re: Insurances

Post by Les Bean » Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:50 pm

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