I hate snails

[AFJ]

After the rain every where I look there are snails big ones small ones and even very tiny ones all they want to do is eat my plants I have sent them on flying lessons and squashed them but the buggers keep on coming. tomorrow will be slug pellets every were.

Jenny

[Maggie B]

After the rain every where I look there are snails big ones small ones and even very tiny ones all they want to do is eat my plants I have sent them on flying lessons and squashed them but the buggers keep on coming. tomorrow will be slug pellets every were.

Jenny

I feel your pain wifie. I totally feel your pain.

Maggie B

[JimX]

Snails, they were here long before us all and will be here long after we have gone.

[Dominic]

No point throwing them over the fence. They come back.

[smudger]

I can't even bear to go near them in the fruit market

[Devil]

Yummee! Prepared with butter and garlic.

[JimX]

Did you have fried seaweed on the side? cooked with Italian Olive oil of course.

[WHL]

No point throwing them over the fence. They come back.

Only after a long time

[Dominic]

They actually did research into it. You can too. Get some nail varnish and decorate a snail or two. Then chuck them in your neighbour's garden. They will soon be back.

Actually, you may want to do a better test than that. It could just be your neighbour chucking them back.

[lefkes]

Where can I buy " snail varnish"?.

[Dominic]

Opposite Paps.