Supermarket slogans

PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:17 pm

In a sudden burst of inspiration, I just thought up a nice slogan for a popular supermaket chain in Paphos...

Every Lidl helps

Sorry, Tesco, for a hint of plagiarism, but don't bother taking me or Lidl to court, as you're guaranteed to lose and pay us enormous costs, LOL!

Cheers- AL

ApusApus · Post by **ApusApus** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:21 pm

Keep taking the pills AL ............. even the Lidl ones!

Shane

PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:37 pm

Catchy though, innit? Specially when pronounced phonetically...

Finally going to see if I can find a pack of those 14 x German Bratwurst bangers tomorrow in Lidl here...

Cheers- AL

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:08 am

Those sossies are now a firm family favourite. Especially as they are gluten free. And follow Shane's advice Al, noting that he said "pills", not "pils".

DeeMac · Post by **DeeMac** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:51 am

PaphosAL wrote: ↑Fri Jul 21, 2017 8:17 pm In a sudden burst of inspiration, I just thought up a nice slogan for a popular supermaket chain in Paphos...

Every Lidl helps

Sorry, Tesco, for a hint of plagiarism, but don't bother taking me or Lidl to court, as you're guaranteed to lose and pay us enormous costs, LOL!

Cheers- AL

Lidl Northern Ireland has been using EVERY LIDL HELPS slogan in their advertisements for quite a long time!!

Aargent · Post by **Aargent** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:37 am

Every time I hear Slogans and Bangers mentioned together

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PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:45 pm

Made the tears roll down my legs with LOL!

PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 4:59 pm

DeeMac wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2017 9:51 am Lidl Northern Ireland has been using EVERY LIDL HELPS slogan in their advertisements for quite a long time!!

Damn! So I managed to re-invent the wheel, then?

Cheers- AL

TLR · Post by **TLR** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:31 pm

Aargent wrote: ↑Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:37 am Every time I hear Slogans and Bangers mentioned together

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In the same vein.................not a supermarket but a (rather rough) bar........the "Commerce Inn..............or any way you like".
Maybe you have to be Aberdonian to understand. (Memory Man, you'll remember this!!)

PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:46 pm

As a true born and bred Lutonian, TLR, (the inhabitants of which are historically renowned for being at least as twice as TIGHT as our northern 'Sweaty Sock' neighbours), I'm afraid I don't grasp your play on words there...

Please elaborate, so I can partake of and share the humour? Thanks- AL

memory man · Post by **memory man** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:59 pm

TLR wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:31 pm

In the same vein.................not a supermarket but a (rather rough) bar........the "Commerce Inn..............or any way you like".
Maybe you have to be Aberdonian to understand. (Memory Man, you'll remember this!!)

Was it not Peep Peeps bar TLR?

TLR · Post by **TLR** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:27 pm

No it was the Commerce Inn, at the junction of Commerce St.
The splendidly rude barman (of UTube fame) in Peep Peeps may well have adopted the catchphrase but the pun rather lost its meaning.
It may be folk legend but I am sure I recall hearing that the very strait laced (Wee Free) Assistant Chief Constable at the time was driven past the Commerce Inn and objected to the addition to the sign.
Even if apocryphal, still makes me laugh.

TLR · Post by **TLR** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:30 pm

PaphosAL wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2017 5:46 pm As a true born and bred Lutonian, TLR, (the inhabitants of which are historically renowned for being at least as twice as TIGHT as our northern 'Sweaty Sock' neighbours), I'm afraid I don't grasp your play on words there...

Please elaborate, so I can partake of and share the humour? Thanks- AL

In the Doric, which we speak in NE Scotland, erse is how we pronounce a delicate part of the anatomy.
Come erse in.........or ony way ye like..............
Best wishes from a Jockess to a Sassenach.

memory man · Post by **memory man** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:04 pm

It took a while T. but I get it now.

The Doric is a great language especially with Scotland the What!

My all time fav is the Call Centre.................

TLR · Post by **TLR** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:27 pm

Oh goodness me yes.
They are all just so spot on.
Buff Hardie was a dear friend of mine but my fave has to be the Ballater Toy Shop and the futtret.
They were all utter stars, what an ear they all had.
But let's not forget Buff's Councillor Swick!!! Pure joy.
Or should I say, affa fine!!

Dominic · Post by **Dominic** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:51 pm

I have no idea what you two are blathering on about.

memory man · Post by **memory man** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 7:58 pm

Listen to and you may understand better

PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:50 pm

I'm kind of getting it now, Dominic... Come Erse In (meaning you can speak the local lingo in their bar, I think?)

Always believed that Erse was Irish lingo. But maybe they both speak Gaelic actually, so can talk to one another? AL

Cheers- AL

memory man · Post by **memory man** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:55 pm

You could always get a t-shirt Al...........

https://www.letsgetshirty.com/collections/doric

PaphosAL · Post by **PaphosAL** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:57 pm

Classic, once again, Memory Man, thanks! LMAO!

Cheers- AL

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