Au naturel

[WHL]

Being such a nice day, I thought I would lie out in the sun au naturel, withing a few minutes a police helicopter flew low and directly over me, it did a loop. Came back over me, then flew off, I don't know if they came back for a second: look, because they were impressed with what they saw, or came back for another laugh.

[bromerzz]

I would think they needed to check the Image Intensifier.

[WHL]

We can but conjecture.

But a photo might help us make an judgement

I hear there are web sites, for that sort of malaki

[WHL]

The wife's worried, I will end up on you tube,

[Jimgward]

We can but conjecture.

But a photo might help us make an judgement

[josef k]

If you were face down, they probably thought it was where you park your bike.

[WHL]

The Police do have high power binoculars, so I'm sure they'd have been able to find something.

Images probably being passed around Larnaca Police Station right now

Ok guys, you got me there, Ever wished you just kept you gob shut, just had one of those moments

[galexinda]

A bit further afield - high definition pictures can be taken from some of the satellites orbiting the earth. Just hope the warmer weather doesn't bring out the drones (legal or illegal) as that can be intrusive.

[Dominic]

Some images shouldn'e be put in my head.

[PW in Polemi]

I just hope you remembered to iron your birthday suit before posing for the police ...

[Devil]

I just hope you remembered to iron your birthday suit before posing for the police ...

Even the devil can laugh out loud!

[WHL]

I just hope you remembered to iron your birthday suit before posing for the police ...

Iron, it would need a bloody industrial steam press.

[jagwheels]

The Police do have high power binoculars, so I'm sure they'd have been able to find something.

Images probably being passed around Larnaca Police Station right now

My wife has suggested that they would need an electron microscope in my case

[WHL]

The Police do have high power binoculars, so I'm sure they'd have been able to find something.

Images probably being passed around Larnaca Police Station right now

My wife has suggested that they would an electron microscope in my case

Harsh, very Harsh ,

[bromerzz]

Some women are never satisfied.

[WHL]

Hi you put your Actinica 80 on WHL ??

Only on my head :

[boycott]

You never know what the cops are doing so watch out WHL -

A "sex-obessed" former police officer who filmed a couple having sex from his force helicopter as well as other people sunbathing naked has been jailed for a year.
Sentencing Pc Adrian Pogmore, Judge Peter Kelson QC told him: "You, quite literally, considered yourself above the law."
Footage shot by Pogmore and screened at Sheffield Crown Court included graphic scenes of a couple having sex in a range of positions on their suburban patio.Other footage showed a woman sunbathing naked in her garden, two naturists sitting outside their caravan and a couple lying naked on sun-loungers outside their home.
The court heard that Pogmore, 51, was "a swinging and sex-obsessed air observer" who was referred to as the "team deviant" by other members of the air support unit at South Yorkshire Police.
Pogmore, of Whiston, Rotherham, admitted four counts of misconduct in a public office last month, on the day his trial was due to start. He has been sacked by South Yorkshire Police.
Two other police officers and two helicopter pilots were tried and cleared of the same offence after telling a jury that they had no idea what Pogmore was doing with the high-powered camera on board the aircraft.

Judge Kelson told Pogmore, who was in tears as he was sentenced: "In short, you used a £2 million helicopter which costs something like 1,000 dollars (sic) an hour to run to advance your own sexual curiosities when it should have been detecting crime."
He said: "Instead of deterring and detecting crime, you were committing crime."
The judge said Pogmore's actions were "offensive and invasive" and called him a "rogue police officer".
Judge Kelson said: "So strong were your sexual urges that you were willing to take, and did take, substantial risks of being detected by your colleagues in the helicopter at the time."
He said: "You spied on and recorded these naked people from a height of 1,000ft.
"You, quite literally, considered yourself above the law. Nobody is above the law."

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/0 ... g-sex-act/

[The Aquila]

Perhaps he got pleasure from using his joystick ?