Is this you?

[WHL]

If so, can you lend us a couple of quid
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ckpot.html

[Jimgym]

I didn’t want to say anything, but......

[Jimgym]

No it’s not me

[Devil]

If so, can you lend us a couple of quid

Sorry, don't have any quids. I gave up chewing them ages ago. Actually, a disgusting habit, even worse someone else's, especially between the trod-on chewing gum.

[WHL]

If so, can you lend us a couple of quid

Sorry, don't have any quids. I gave up chewing them ages ago. Actually, a disgusting habit, even worse someone else's, especially between the trod-on chewing gum.

Looks like grumpy got out of bed the wrong side today,

[The Aquila]

I am already far richer than they are...

I have my lovely other half, my family, my health and I am lucky enough to live on this fabulous island

But, I wouldn’t turn it down

[Devil]

Looks like grumpy got out of bed the wrong side today,

Not really! Trying to joke about the different meanings of quid! as a quid pro quo!