Paphos Life

Two old people go to church for Sunday morning mass, half way through the mass the lady leans to her husband and says “I have let a silent fart go”
The husband leans to her and says “When you get home put some new batteries in your hearing aids”

Just returned from Lidl and Cycleband on the Polis road and was asked for my safepass before been let into the shops.
Paul

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/apollo/apollo11.html

Yes it was that long ago!!

Read this then ask are speed hump a good thing!! https://www.freedomfordrivers.org/speed-humps.htm The Daily Telegraph published two letters on 18/3/2006 giving the following examples: A speed hump was installed in Swindon outside a fire station in the early 1970s. Within a few days a woman cyclist ...

The aircraft are still flying around east of Choulou and you can see smoke in the hills.

My late wife and I had to go to Paphos police station one day a few years ago. We where sitting in the reception area when 6 police officers came in the door and the proceeded to remove the magazines and rack the guns in the reception area right in front of me and my wife. This was a perfect display...

I get this a lot with Paypal.
All emails.

I went to my doctors and his sectary made me an appointment there and then and that was in March, had my first on the 7th April and the second one on the 6th June.
No problems at all.

From the BBC web site:- They will have to prove they were vaccinated at least 14 days previously, using the NHS Covid Pass (on the NHS app) or an NHS Covid Pass letter.
UK residents with UK NHS Covid Pass!

"He was burning stubble."

Pity it was not on his chin!!

Good news they reopened my account and the money is back in the account.
I am now waiting to see about a new card!
Paul

think it's to check if the ball has fluffed up!!

This topic is making my eyes water!!!

Mate could you explain to a dim wit like myself how you fold it,

Easy fold the long edge first in half then do the same on the remaining long edge!
40 years in the printing trade helps a bit!

Here's a link to it.
https://www.eudcc.gov.cy/

Earlier this month I contacted my bank in the UK to tell them my wife had passed away, I spoke to them on the phone and sent the paper work over the internet on there site. I was told that her name would be removed from the account her card cancelled and all would be all in my name. Well to my surpr...

The speed these boys bomb about, im shocked the police were able to catch them

Vindaloo curries keep every thing moving fast!!

I would love to go back and see my mother (aged 94) as she has not seen me in 4 years, and having lost my wife in January to see fiends and family. I have had both jabs and find daft that I would have to isolate for 10 days considering I would only go back for 7 days. Ho yes I heard they ring the ho...

From what I heard there is still loads of explosives under the fields in France.
And no one knows exactly where they are and are so dangerous on one wants to dig them up.
As you will need more than a new shovel if it goes off!!!

Spam is best in the fry pan!!!
If you do not know who the email is from just do not open it.
They send back a message when opened that the email address is live!

Had my second jab on Sunday 06/06 which was not due till the 30/06/21.
No side effects at all!