Paphos Life

An old lady had a deodorant stick and followed the instructions, remove top and push up bottom,
She said it made her eyes water but her farts smell lovely.

When I left school I was 15 and went strait into the printing trade starting on a single colour press. I then spent the next 40 years in the same trade finishing up running a four colour press. And I have done a lot of things in that trade from sales to delivery and working with company owners right...

90 working days I have read somewhere!

Lovely wood chip pie.

I to am with Santander and it was a member of there staff that told us to give them a UK address as we where coming to Cyprus.
And they have my Cyprus address too!
Paul

My account is registered at friends house with a UK address.
They have no access to the account.
Paul

I think they might be moving because of the courier that moved in next door.

There are many times people park in cycleband and and go next door.

I have seen. It a few times they also block the cycleband enterance a lot.

Paul

A fire plane has just got over my house in Choulou heading north.

Any fires north of Choulou!
Paul

I have spoken to one of the Staff this morning and there not moving till the end of September.

Paul

Just think how many people are paying out and don't notice.
I there over charging on a regular basis then that corporate fraud.

Just ask them "which bank"

I worked in the printing trade for 40 years, and some of the mistakes that got through you would not believe. In my early days I printed 20,000 two colour leaflets and on the last 1000 sheets to finish the job there was a spelling mistake noticed. When they where typing the line they hit the W &...

It was lime in the pipes, the new panels made the water much hotter and broke the lime lose in the pipes.

I had new water tanks fitted on the roof and loads of sediment came out the taps and shower.

Just come back from a walk to the village center to get my mail about 150 yard each way. Got in the house and the first thing I did was take my cloths off as they where sticking to me. Then towel my self down three times and I am still dripping wet. And it's 37 in the shade in the court yard. :lol: ...

Filled my car today and vat is still at 19%.

A lot of drivers look through to windscreen as it is a TV screen and don't look out of the side windows.
90 % of the information your brain receives when driving comes from your eyes.
And if you're brain can not process the information then you have a problem
Paul

I read a story about some ambulance drivers that got sacked for having a sign on the ambulance that read.
" The world's fastest pizza delivery service"
That was in Toronto!

B7 Polis road blocked at the traffic light near Lidl.
Nothing both ways now!

Please feel free to post any roads you find closed, but check your not double posting a road that's already posted. A lot of bad driving here is due to lack of knowing how to drive, take note of how many drivers stop in the middle of the lane when turning left or right. They do not put the car next ...