Paphos Life

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously. “What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my...

Three Elderly Golfers. Three elderly golfers are walking down the green. "Sixty is the worst age to be," says the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." "Ah, that's nothing," says the 70-year-old. "When you're 70,...

> > > An Australian guy is traveling around the Greek Islands. > > > He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. > > > As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. > > > Over the course of the evening they get chatting. > > > At the end of her shift he asks...

Alan, we have known each other for many years but this is very sad news, I give our condolences and I can only wish you a better future.

Kind regards

Yes I did Dominic, what has happened to it I have not a clue, but I have re-sent if you're interested.

I have sent you a private PM to explain my circumstances last week.

How fast were you going when they caught you? You never did reply. Again this is my business and it will stay that way, how fast was your recent speeding fine for? just to say I was going fast enough for the rosser with his new toy. :lol: It is really a stupid speed limit on this road, and THIS is ...

:D well as he is a local ships Captain has the license needed, and a fisherman too and a Cypriot, I trust what he says about tides here not what you may say, but do not take our word for this just go to any local beach stand in the sea you will find it does not come in or go out in any tidal way, tr...

Why do you want to know?, I guess you have been a lot faster in your time all them super fast Army vehicles. But not as fast as the taxi that thrashed by us all. If you ever drive down this new motorway to nowhere let us all know how 50kph feels, bloody slow and the speed limit on this road is plain...

boycott wrote: ↑Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:11 pm All you have to do is wait for the tide to come back in and refloat it!

Err what tide would that be then?..all 9cm of it.

Far too many Mr perfects posting on this thread, you know who you are, we all have stepped over the line in our long driving lives, for me, it was my first ticket ever in my 54 years of driving, the point of this thread is the ridiculous road speed limit that has been set on this road, it is not a b...

daveg wrote: ↑Tue Jun 12, 2018 2:22 pm The point being , surely, is that a 50km speed limit on the new airport road is ridiculous....
Leaving the Police looking as purely tax collectors...

Correct sir! and the truth.

Morning. I'm afraid the problem of rough drivers is not just on the main roads, villages suffer too, you never see the police then, daily we see kids on mopeds doing wheelies and for sure no tax or insurance, if they hit you or any of your family then nothing would be done (see recent letter from a ...

For many years now I have been saying these are a must-have on any front screen here in Pafos town, they are very easy to fit and I have also put one on my rear screen, all you need is a power socket most cars now have these in the boot, hide the wires behind the rubber sealing and for sure it makes...

Article from the Cyprus Mail. The countdown for the implementation of the National Health Scheme (Gesy) has begun with less than a year to go before outpatient care kicks in, head of the Health Insurance Organisation (HIO) Thomas Antoniou said on Tuesday. He was speaking at press conference where he...

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This problem was published several years ago on CL, greeted by some as irrelevant then.

So it's a skin deformity, I also never knew that, she has done well all the same, not much at waving flags though.

Speeding ticket. Yesterday. Hello John. Also if turning left down that new motorway to nowhere it is still 50k and hour why? no houses or any other built up areas, they should come into villages like ours where there is unrestricted speed limits, it is an accident waiting to happen, children actuall...

No Alan not that it needs a new blade it was a YouTube interruption problem, the point is Al it helped that Cypriot chap when making his insurance claim, we were glad to help him. The cars blades were indeed new M8. My Dash-Cam also helped me out when I was T-boned, no arguments when it's there on V...

Yes I think that is the reason why.